By Joe Cidoni As it appeared in a series of posts to alt. After lurking about in the wings the required 2 months I have felt the need to tell you about my anal fissure Bob. It all started about two years ago in Thailand. I had just fired a round of green chile liquishit down the hole that the Asians call "toilet" when I noticed an odd sensation just inside the rim of my sphincter accompanied by a blasting spray of rich red blood.
I've had a painful anal fissure for over a year. AMA [bit gross] : IAmA
What else can I say? Anal fissures freak me out. I've heard that doctors are experimenting with Botox for treatment for anal fissure. Perhaps in the article, but I'm a lazy asshole and skimmed. It's supposed to stop the muscle spasms in your sphincter that may worsen a severe fissure.